I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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