How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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