how can u be prego again
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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