I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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