Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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