He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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