You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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