some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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