Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Terrible idea I love it
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Someone signed my nipple.
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