You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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