She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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