You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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