let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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