Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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