did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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