She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Congratulations! We have a period
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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