i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I have post one night stand depression
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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