He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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