I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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