Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
