11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
its liver damage thursday
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