It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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