There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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