Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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