wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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