If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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