went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Quick, to the slutcave!
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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