How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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