either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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