He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
only if we run a train.
done.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
