Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
