Your face is a jimmy john
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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