If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
My day in three words: secret purse cake
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Dick very happy bro
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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