David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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