awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Randomize
