i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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