she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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