I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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