he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
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