pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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