well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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