Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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