This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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