Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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