They should really pass out barf bags in church
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Randomize
