we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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