: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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