How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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