My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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