How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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