he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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