I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Your tits are I can't wait for
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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