I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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