shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
We got so high we made milksteak
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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