My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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