oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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