He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Farmville is her only friend.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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