Are we in a gay sports bar?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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