Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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